"jinkies i lost my glasses!"
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

the-beauty-of-a-broken-soul:

x

lamelohan:

my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical

"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."
Stevie Nicks (via bmurguia)

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

netlfix:

when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life